Description
For the introverts, the programmers, the meme lovers, and anyone who’s ever ghosted a party invitation on purpose—the “404: Social Skills Not Found” T-Shirt is your official uniform. Whether you’re dodging small talk, buffering before responding, or thriving in a Wi-Fi-only existence, this tee perfectly explains why you’re staring at your phone instead of making eye contact.
Key Features (No Social Interaction Required):
✅ 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton – Softer than the silence after an awkward joke.
✅ Side-Seamed Construction – Holds its shape, unlike your will to attend social gatherings.
✅ Ribbed Knit Collar – Just the right amount of stretch—for pulling over your head when you spot someone you know in public.
✅ Vibrant, Crisp Printing – Makes your message clear, so you don’t have to explain (which would be socializing, ew).
✅ Sustainably & Ethically Produced – Unlike that forced small talk at work meetings.
Care Instructions (Because Talking to People is Hard Enough):
🌀 Machine Wash Cold (30C/90F) – Like your responses to texts you don’t want to answer.
🚫 No Dry Cleaning – Requires too much human interaction. Hard pass.
✅ Tumble Dry Low – Low energy, high efficiency—just how you like it.
♨️ Iron Medium Heat – Or don’t. Who are you trying to impress?
✅ Non-Chlorine Bleach As Needed – For those accidental coffee spills from avoiding eye contact.
Wear it, embrace it, avoid unnecessary conversations.
Perfect for coders, introverts, tech geeks, and anyone who’d rather debug code than navigate social situations. 🖥️📡
EU representative: sckript creations virtuelles, info@sckript.com, 110-2905 Montee Hamilton, 110, Ste Julienne, QC, J0K 2T0, CA
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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